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Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Visit the codex for the first time.
Go back to your cave.
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.